1 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:21,870 I'll find the perfect penis. 2 00:00:22,110 --> 00:00:23,029 I promise. 3 00:00:23,030 --> 00:00:24,030 I promise. 4 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:26,930 Your pod is sealed and all systems are go. 5 00:01:12,970 --> 00:01:15,430 What are you doing here in my galactic bubble? 6 00:01:15,790 --> 00:01:19,750 Um, I'm here to work on your mission, because obviously you're not doing it 7 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:20,589 right. 8 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:24,530 Gadzooks, does Captain Sheridan not understand the meaning of a work 9 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:28,390 I mean, I get a free trip to Earth, but I can't just chill a little bit? 10 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:33,490 Well, planet Areola is about to explode or something, so we better get to work. 11 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:35,350 Oh, no, no, no. 12 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:40,870 Wait a second. I was beaten on here for a reason, so this is my spot. Get out of 13 00:01:40,870 --> 00:01:41,870 here. 14 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,940 That's a difficult safe place. 15 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,340 Hey, we're not open yet. 16 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,460 Oh, that's okay. 17 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,900 I thought I had a way in. 18 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,860 Uh, okay. 19 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:17,540 Um, I'm not really set up, and I don't have the taps in, but, you know, you're 20 00:02:17,540 --> 00:02:18,540 more than welcome to take a seat. 21 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,860 Really? That's so nice. 22 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,620 Where are you from? I don't think I've seen you around here before. 23 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,460 Oh, I'm kind of areola. 24 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,160 Where the hell is that? 25 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:37,960 Oh, it's two million light years away. You know, it's a quick beam in and out. 26 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:39,420 Where are you from? 27 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:44,000 Tarzana? I've never heard of that place. 28 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,980 This is my first time on Earth. 29 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:48,220 I'm here to search for the perfect penis. 30 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:51,580 Do you know where I can find that? Do they have those in Planet Tarzana? 31 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:56,340 Well, now that you mention it, I have to say, I have the perfect penis. 32 00:02:57,620 --> 00:03:00,920 Really? Oh yeah, just ask any girl in the entire world. 33 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,460 I mean, they'll tell you. My penis is, it's perfect. I mean, it's a work of 34 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:08,780 I mean, Michelangelo couldn't have painted the portrait as beautiful as my 35 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:10,520 penis. It's just insane. 36 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:12,480 Wow, that was so easy. 37 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,680 Do you mind if I indulge in the perfect human penis? 38 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,820 Yeah, I think that would be great. 39 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,120 I'll be right there. 40 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,420 Give me about five minutes. 41 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:25,820 Okay. 42 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:32,820 I'm sorry that took so long. 43 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,200 Really, it's the perfect female. 44 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,700 You like 45 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:28,240 my 46 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,240 intergalactic mouth? 47 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,160 Tell me what you like. 48 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,360 Tell me what you like, Becca. 49 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,420 I like when your cock disappears on my throat. 50 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,500 Uh -huh. 51 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:49,620 I don't feel like it. 52 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,880 I don't know, I'm from Planet Uriola. 53 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:30,710 I can't choke me. 54 00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:45,890 I'll find the perfect penis. 55 00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:47,089 I promise. 56 00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:48,090 I promise. 57 00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:50,970 Your pod? is fueled in all systems that are go. 58 00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:27,060 Captain Sheridan, do you read me? 59 00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:28,660 Captain! 60 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,460 Yes, Scout Veronica, I'm here. 61 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:34,780 Why did you send Jesse here? I had this. I just needed a little more time. 62 00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:36,820 Time? Time for what? 63 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,560 To frolic on the beach with Earthlings like some interstellar fairy? 64 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,500 You and Vixen have accomplished nothing since you've been there. 65 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,700 So yes, I sent Jesse. 66 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:50,400 Well, I was on my way to a bar that was supposed to have the best penis in town. 67 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,060 Jesse came and pushed me out of the way and claimed it as her own. 68 00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:58,950 They used the application on the device I gave you. 69 00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:03,830 How is this supposed to find me any dick? 70 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,810 Pull up the application called Tinder. You will find plenty of penis there. 71 00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:09,470 Ah! 72 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:17,370 Captain Sheridan, why did you even send anyone down to Earth? Why didn't you 73 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:18,550 just assume the mission yourself? 74 00:27:19,730 --> 00:27:21,210 Because I don't like dick. 75 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:28,060 To be honest with you, I wouldn't know the perfect penis if it hyper 76 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:29,260 -accelerated up my ass. 77 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,460 You know, I don't like dick either. 78 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,000 You need a break. 79 00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:23,860 Can't wait to get me out of this uniform, huh? 80 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,080 Oh, dirty. 81 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,840 Mmm, it's like I'm a big teddy, baby. 82 00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:40,540 Mmm, 83 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,520 yeah. 84 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:49,980 Mmm, like I'm a big teddy, baby. 85 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:38,900 Mm -hmm 86 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,400 So pretty. 87 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:12,310 Do you like having those fingers in you? 88 00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:13,710 Fuck yeah. 89 00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:22,550 I want you to fuck me. 90 00:35:24,210 --> 00:35:25,210 That's right. 91 00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,370 I want you to fuck me too. 92 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:29,530 Say it louder. Please fuck me. 93 00:35:30,690 --> 00:35:31,690 Please. 94 00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:37,430 I thought I played it. 95 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,490 Oh my god. 96 00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:45,350 Oh yeah. 97 00:45:54,299 --> 00:45:55,299 Go get one of my toys. 98 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,900 Maybe I should have sent you to get the perfect paint. 99 00:51:23,630 --> 00:51:24,630 Swipe left. 100 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:26,770 Oh, my God. Swipe left. 101 00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:28,710 Swipe left. 102 00:51:29,370 --> 00:51:30,750 Ooh, swipe A. 103 00:51:33,030 --> 00:51:34,190 Hi. Hi. 104 00:51:34,890 --> 00:51:36,470 Can I get you something to drink? 105 00:51:36,790 --> 00:51:40,250 Oh, no. I'm just waiting for the perfect penis. But thanks. 106 00:51:41,130 --> 00:51:42,130 Uh, yeah. 107 00:51:42,710 --> 00:51:43,710 Aren't we all? 108 00:51:44,210 --> 00:51:47,650 But until that happens, do you want to drink a beverage or something? 109 00:51:47,890 --> 00:51:49,150 Oh, no. Thank you. 110 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:08,980 Veronica? Hi, yeah. 111 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,260 Show me your penis. 112 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:17,400 Uh, well, uh, care if we maybe get a bite to eat first? 113 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,380 Well, you already showed it to me on this device, so I just need to verify 114 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:28,480 Yeah, come on, Dad. Um, this, uh, whole alien roleplay thing, it's all kind of 115 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,480 new to me. 116 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:34,160 So, um, I'm open -minded, though. 117 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:35,800 Uh... 118 00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:40,230 Last week, I let a girl tie me up in the freezer of a Jamba Juice. 119 00:52:40,470 --> 00:52:41,590 I liked it. 120 00:52:41,970 --> 00:52:43,490 What's a Jamba Juice? 121 00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:48,330 Is that going to have anything to do with, like, affecting the perfection of 122 00:52:48,330 --> 00:52:49,269 your penis? 123 00:52:49,270 --> 00:52:50,270 I mean, no. 124 00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:52,610 No, of course not. 125 00:52:54,110 --> 00:52:57,030 That just doesn't really work that way. 126 00:52:57,330 --> 00:52:58,470 Hi. Hi. 127 00:52:58,770 --> 00:53:01,870 Hi. Can I get you something to drink? 128 00:53:02,390 --> 00:53:05,150 Well, um... Um, does that look... 129 00:53:07,420 --> 00:53:11,080 Does this dick look like this dick? Yeah, sure. 130 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:12,800 Why not? 131 00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:16,440 Do either of you want any food or drinks or anything? 132 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:18,000 Did you even look at the menu? 133 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:23,760 Actually, we just came here to verify that he has the perfect penis. So, I'm 134 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,700 really interested in any rock rings, but thanks. 135 00:53:26,820 --> 00:53:28,680 We're probably going to be leaving soon. 136 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,380 I'm sorry. Okay, good. 137 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,260 So, um... 138 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:35,340 Your place or mine? 139 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:40,540 Well, I can't really take you to my planet until I make sure that it 140 00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:41,540 the perfect penis. 141 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:46,140 Yeah, the role -playing stuff again. 142 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,820 I'm kind of new to this stuff. 143 00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:50,720 You're going to have to help me out. 144 00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,680 Listen, I'm really serious. 145 00:53:54,080 --> 00:54:00,360 I would have to talk to my captain about any exceptions, so let's just halt 146 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,260 communication and then we can just verify, okay? 147 00:54:22,190 --> 00:54:26,570 Huh. So... It might be perfect, but I don't know how to do it. 148 00:54:33,150 --> 00:54:35,650 Uh... Oh my god. 149 00:54:50,180 --> 00:54:52,100 Wow. Oh. 150 00:54:53,820 --> 00:54:54,820 Oh. 151 00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:04,040 Oh my 152 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:10,000 God. 153 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,200 What do you think? 154 00:55:16,870 --> 00:55:18,490 I might just steal. 155 00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:20,110 Yeah, you like it? 156 00:55:21,310 --> 00:55:22,310 Oh, fuck. 157 00:55:26,510 --> 00:55:27,030 Oh, 158 00:55:27,030 --> 00:55:34,110 yeah, 159 00:55:34,110 --> 00:55:35,110 just like that. 160 00:55:39,770 --> 00:55:40,770 Fuck, yeah. 161 00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:49,780 Huh. 162 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:42,100 You're always on his stuff, baby. 163 00:57:31,470 --> 00:57:32,470 these titties. 164 00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:18,680 Yeah, look at that ass, baby. 165 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,680 Oh, fuck yeah. I like that fucking thing. Jiggle. 166 00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:23,339 Yeah, yeah. 167 00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:24,340 Oh, 168 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:26,100 fuck. 169 00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:30,380 Oh, fuck. 170 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:50,800 Fuck me. 171 00:58:55,020 --> 00:58:56,020 Fuck you, man. 172 00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,920 Oh, fuck 173 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:08,340 you. Just like that. 174 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,560 Oh, yeah. 175 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,560 Yeah. Yeah. 176 01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,220 Oh, ruin my day. 177 01:04:59,780 --> 01:05:01,920 Oh, fuck yeah. 178 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,240 Oh, fuck yeah. 179 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:08,420 Oh, my God, baby. 180 01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:10,680 That's so fucking good. 181 01:05:13,940 --> 01:05:15,080 Fuck yeah, baby. 182 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:16,960 Is that good? 183 01:05:17,020 --> 01:05:18,700 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 184 01:05:19,340 --> 01:05:20,340 Oh, 185 01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,300 fuck yeah. 186 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:27,380 Yeah, just like that. Oh, fuck me. 187 01:06:15,799 --> 01:06:17,100 You want that dick to be your dick? 188 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:18,940 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. 189 01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:20,280 How nice is that? 190 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,680 It's so nice. It's perfect. 191 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,400 It's perfect. 192 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,680 Oh, yeah, baby. 193 01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:28,140 Just like that. Yeah. 194 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,560 Oh, my God. 195 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:32,900 It's so fucking good. You like that dick, honey? Yeah. You want some of that 196 01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:33,900 dick? Yeah, I do. 197 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:48,880 Whoa. 198 01:11:41,390 --> 01:11:42,390 I feel bad. 199 01:16:39,950 --> 01:16:41,030 didn't save our motherland. 200 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,680 Todd is fueled in all systems are go. 201 01:18:16,970 --> 01:18:20,330 Tommy, it's dinner time. Your mother and I have been calling you. 202 01:18:21,790 --> 01:18:24,050 Take off the stupid hat, would you? 203 01:18:24,390 --> 01:18:29,170 Dad, how many times do I have to tell you? I wear this to protect my brain 204 01:18:29,170 --> 01:18:30,170 the aliens. 205 01:18:30,350 --> 01:18:32,930 I've told you so many times that you don't understand. 206 01:18:33,770 --> 01:18:35,210 We listen to you, Tommy. 207 01:18:35,430 --> 01:18:37,030 We listen to you all the time. 208 01:18:37,370 --> 01:18:42,270 Aliens this, aliens that. You know what it is? You spend all your time in this 209 01:18:42,270 --> 01:18:44,730 room trying to communicate with things. 210 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:46,100 that don't exist. 211 01:18:46,980 --> 01:18:48,400 They do exist! 212 01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:50,720 They do exist and they need me! 213 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,560 I don't know why. 214 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:58,580 Your mother and I, we need you, Tommy. We need you to get a job and move out of 215 01:18:58,580 --> 01:19:01,960 here. 38 years, quite enough, isn't it, Tommy? 216 01:19:33,070 --> 01:19:34,670 Have you seen any alien lifeforms yet? 217 01:19:36,310 --> 01:19:38,590 Dude, you really believe in that shit? 218 01:19:39,430 --> 01:19:42,710 Well, the boss says we've already been infiltrated and that two citizens have 219 01:19:42,710 --> 01:19:44,830 died. Sounds pretty serious to me. 220 01:19:45,790 --> 01:19:49,250 Thoughts? If things keep up this way, it's going to be really hard to keep it 221 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,250 covered up. 222 01:19:51,070 --> 01:19:53,710 So I'm supposed to be looking for little green men running around? 223 01:19:54,170 --> 01:20:00,090 No. Actually, these lifeforms are supposed to be very attractive women 224 01:20:00,090 --> 01:20:01,890 abnormally large breasts. 225 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:08,920 Earth sun great. 226 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,640 It really is. 227 01:20:10,900 --> 01:20:16,900 I mean, we have 2 ,000 suns at the center of our cluster, and they all 228 01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:21,060 You know, I could really get used to this Earth life. 229 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,360 Good sun, big dick. 230 01:20:24,740 --> 01:20:30,380 And I also tried this green thing called kale, and it was awesome. 231 01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:33,860 Awesome. So weird. 232 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:39,050 But... I just wish some of these Earthmen would stop dying after I have 233 01:20:39,050 --> 01:20:41,590 them because some of them I'd like a round two with. 234 01:20:45,370 --> 01:20:51,010 What about 235 01:20:51,010 --> 01:20:57,910 those girls over there? 236 01:20:59,850 --> 01:21:01,270 That's just two girls by the pool. 237 01:21:03,030 --> 01:21:08,000 Yeah, but... I come to the pool every day at lunchtime, and I've never seen 238 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,000 girls that hot. 239 01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:10,420 They must be aliens. 240 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,420 Holy shit, you're right! 241 01:21:19,860 --> 01:21:20,860 Free! 242 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:29,900 Uh, but why? 243 01:21:30,580 --> 01:21:32,920 We're just here enjoying the earth's sun. 244 01:21:33,470 --> 01:21:35,210 I'd really rather not freeze. 245 01:21:36,730 --> 01:21:38,510 Are you guys really aliens? 246 01:21:39,070 --> 01:21:41,290 Actually, alien is a little offensive. 247 01:21:41,790 --> 01:21:44,190 We'd rather be called aerialites. 248 01:21:45,710 --> 01:21:50,410 But anyways, do you guys want some of this drink? It makes me really dizzy, 249 01:21:50,410 --> 01:21:51,450 it feels so good. 250 01:21:54,150 --> 01:21:57,810 Yeah. Hey, Mike. Come over here, dude. Let's get drunk with these alien 251 01:21:57,890 --> 01:21:59,510 What are you doing? This is serious. 252 01:21:59,830 --> 01:22:01,470 We have to report them back to base. 253 01:22:02,140 --> 01:22:04,840 Here, babe. I'm so sorry. Take that for a sec. I'll be right back. 254 01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:07,060 Come here. Come here. 255 01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:10,680 Do you see what we got right in front of us? Yeah. This is perfect. 256 01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:15,540 We're going to get a promotion, a raise, and besides, we'll get to fuck some 257 01:22:15,540 --> 01:22:16,540 aliens. 258 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:17,840 Have you ever fucked aliens? 259 01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:19,720 Neither have I. 260 01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:21,760 Have any of your friends? 261 01:22:22,380 --> 01:22:23,960 We'll have something up on them. 262 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:25,840 Let's do this. 263 01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:27,020 Okay. 264 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:31,140 Okay, look. We've got one hour for alien fucking, and that's it. 265 01:23:24,110 --> 01:23:25,110 I don't want to see some aliens. 266 01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:57,680 Oh, my God. 267 01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:25,780 What can I fucking do? 268 01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:05,780 Put your hands together. 269 01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:07,900 Right there. 270 01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:52,240 I'm such a big fan. 271 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:44,250 Come on, come on. 272 01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:46,100 God, my God, my God. 273 01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:48,060 My God. 274 01:38:09,390 --> 01:38:10,390 Cheers. 275 01:40:05,580 --> 01:40:06,580 Thank you. 276 01:42:10,190 --> 01:42:11,850 You got something in all of your body. 277 01:42:12,270 --> 01:42:14,270 Such a dirty little fucking alien. 278 01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:47,960 What? What? What? 279 01:42:48,100 --> 01:42:49,100 What? What? 280 01:44:22,190 --> 01:44:23,190 That's not possible. 281 01:45:20,440 --> 01:45:21,700 Oh, fuck you. 282 01:45:22,100 --> 01:45:24,380 Oh, forgive me those fucking titties, I don't know. 283 01:48:49,840 --> 01:48:50,840 I'm a fucking asshole. 284 01:49:56,110 --> 01:49:57,110 Come here, sexy. 285 01:49:57,250 --> 01:49:58,250 You come with her. 286 01:49:58,990 --> 01:50:00,090 You come with her right there. 287 01:50:00,770 --> 01:50:01,770 Right there, 288 01:50:04,070 --> 01:50:05,850 right there, right there, right there. 289 01:50:09,070 --> 01:50:10,590 Right there, let it go, let it go, let it go. 290 01:50:11,310 --> 01:50:12,310 It's going to hit you in the mouth. 291 01:50:44,360 --> 01:50:46,420 It's been way more than an hour. We gotta get out of here. 292 01:50:46,740 --> 01:50:47,740 You're not going anywhere! 293 01:50:48,420 --> 01:50:54,560 I really 294 01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:58,160 wish this would stop happening. 295 01:50:58,660 --> 01:51:00,940 We should get out of here. This could be a bit problematic. 296 01:51:24,490 --> 01:51:25,590 I'll find the perfect penis. 297 01:51:25,850 --> 01:51:26,769 I promise. 298 01:51:26,770 --> 01:51:27,770 I promise. 299 01:51:28,090 --> 01:51:30,650 Your pod is sealed and all systems are go. 300 01:52:03,210 --> 01:52:04,930 Come to me, mothership. 301 01:52:05,510 --> 01:52:06,710 Come to me. 302 01:52:07,430 --> 01:52:10,910 If there's anyone out there, I am here. 303 01:52:12,290 --> 01:52:16,230 I... I come in peace. 304 01:52:16,490 --> 01:52:21,390 You come in peace. I am here. I believe. 305 01:52:22,630 --> 01:52:27,290 If there's anyone listening out there, I believe. 306 01:52:43,120 --> 01:52:44,120 You're real. 307 01:52:45,920 --> 01:52:46,920 You're real. 308 01:52:47,940 --> 01:52:50,080 You exist. You really do exist. 309 01:52:51,500 --> 01:52:54,020 Oh, my God. You're real. You're real. 310 01:52:54,740 --> 01:52:55,740 Oh, my God. 311 01:52:56,740 --> 01:52:59,600 Are you from planet Areola? 312 01:53:00,320 --> 01:53:01,320 I am. 313 01:53:01,420 --> 01:53:02,640 Have you been there? 314 01:53:03,440 --> 01:53:07,760 I'm trying so hard to move away, but it's been really tough to move away from 315 01:53:07,760 --> 01:53:08,398 own planet. 316 01:53:08,400 --> 01:53:09,400 It's really difficult. 317 01:53:10,440 --> 01:53:11,880 This is so cool. 318 01:53:20,010 --> 01:53:22,790 think that the entire universe is just empty? 319 01:53:23,630 --> 01:53:24,630 Yes! 320 01:53:25,250 --> 01:53:26,770 That's really arrogant. 321 01:53:28,110 --> 01:53:33,730 Man, I am like, I am the only believer here. 322 01:53:33,970 --> 01:53:37,550 Like, nobody else believes in me. Like, no one. 323 01:53:37,790 --> 01:53:44,690 And I'm here every night, I got my transmitter in one hand, and I got my 324 01:53:44,690 --> 01:53:49,250 dick in the other, and I'm like, God, it's... Oh my God! 325 01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:50,760 You're the one. 326 01:53:50,920 --> 01:53:53,260 You're the one I've been looking for. You're the one. 327 01:53:53,840 --> 01:53:54,840 Where? 328 01:53:57,020 --> 01:53:58,500 What are you talking about? 329 01:54:00,020 --> 01:54:01,020 Perfect penis. 330 01:54:02,040 --> 01:54:04,980 It's not that big, but, you know, it's pretty good. 331 01:54:05,200 --> 01:54:09,020 And, you know, I bought a penis pump online. 332 01:54:09,240 --> 01:54:12,720 Adds a few inches to it. It's like, what? 333 01:54:13,140 --> 01:54:15,080 What? What? Really? 334 01:54:16,180 --> 01:54:19,060 Yeah. You can have it. You can do it. 335 01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:21,620 Whatever you want with it, it's yours to take with. 336 01:54:21,840 --> 01:54:23,040 And it's all in the glory. 337 01:54:23,500 --> 01:54:28,240 And I'm just throwing it out there. If you want to probe me, you can go right 338 01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:29,960 ahead. Right ahead. 339 01:54:30,480 --> 01:54:31,480 Probe away. 340 01:55:22,350 --> 01:55:23,350 oh yeah 341 01:56:05,450 --> 01:56:06,930 Oh, thank God. 342 01:57:19,150 --> 01:57:20,490 Make my brain mush. 343 01:57:20,870 --> 01:57:21,870 Are you? 344 01:58:02,670 --> 01:58:04,430 So much fruit and vegetables. 345 01:58:04,690 --> 01:58:07,290 I just knew this day would come and I want to be ready for anything. 346 01:58:07,810 --> 01:58:10,390 Anything. Whatever you guys are going to tell me, I can do it. 347 01:58:11,430 --> 01:58:13,230 I do a lot of stuff alone. 348 01:59:53,900 --> 01:59:54,900 I broke your ears. 349 01:59:55,540 --> 01:59:57,200 Oh my god. 350 02:00:04,380 --> 02:00:08,040 Just in case. 351 02:00:10,120 --> 02:00:11,120 Okay. 352 02:00:13,420 --> 02:00:17,780 Okay. Okay. Oh my god. 353 02:00:21,060 --> 02:00:23,240 Oh, you can take my dog. 354 02:00:24,270 --> 02:00:26,650 Oh my god, it's so good. 355 02:00:30,230 --> 02:00:32,450 Oh yeah, oh I like it. 356 02:00:34,130 --> 02:00:37,770 Oh, fuck. 357 02:00:39,210 --> 02:00:40,210 Yeah. 358 02:00:58,990 --> 02:00:59,990 Oh my God. 359 02:01:00,230 --> 02:01:03,410 Oh, fuck. 360 02:01:05,190 --> 02:01:07,250 You're really good. 361 02:01:09,510 --> 02:01:11,030 Oh no. 362 02:01:13,030 --> 02:01:14,130 Oh, 363 02:01:15,730 --> 02:01:17,330 fuck yeah. 364 02:01:47,310 --> 02:01:49,790 Fuck. That is so good. 365 02:01:51,930 --> 02:01:53,470 Oh yeah. 366 02:01:56,310 --> 02:02:00,210 Alien titties on it. 367 02:02:01,050 --> 02:02:03,010 Yeah. That's it. 368 02:02:04,230 --> 02:02:05,110 I 369 02:02:05,110 --> 02:02:16,010 can't 370 02:02:16,010 --> 02:02:17,010 do it. 371 02:02:17,520 --> 02:02:20,600 Am I doing it? I can't tell. Am I flying? 372 02:02:21,120 --> 02:02:22,860 Are we flying? Yeah, yeah. 373 02:02:23,400 --> 02:02:24,500 What do I see? 374 02:02:24,980 --> 02:02:27,000 Do I see the Milky Way? 375 02:02:27,680 --> 02:02:33,960 Oh, fuck, 376 02:02:35,920 --> 02:02:36,920 my feet have titties. 377 02:02:37,160 --> 02:02:40,000 Yeah, fucking alien titties. 378 02:02:40,340 --> 02:02:41,800 Oh, fuck. 379 02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:44,440 Those are pretty. 380 02:03:29,960 --> 02:03:36,220 get that alien pussy right there oh play with it 381 02:03:36,220 --> 02:03:41,960 play with that alien oh yeah oh 382 02:03:41,960 --> 02:03:48,720 yeah 383 02:03:48,720 --> 02:03:53,900 okay this is called 384 02:03:55,820 --> 02:03:57,000 Nothing against aliens. 385 02:03:57,760 --> 02:04:02,840 I just want, I want to, you know, I just want, I'm not, we're just, I'm just 386 02:04:02,840 --> 02:04:04,100 trying. It's fine. I mean. 387 02:04:04,320 --> 02:04:04,659 It's cool? 388 02:04:04,660 --> 02:04:08,900 We're cool, right? It's fine. I mean, you're human. You did answer me. You did 389 02:04:08,900 --> 02:04:11,620 take the call and now you're on my, in my bed. 390 02:04:11,840 --> 02:04:12,840 Yeah. 391 02:04:13,520 --> 02:04:19,500 Okay. Just a little intergalactic agreement that this is okay. 392 02:04:19,740 --> 02:04:20,740 It's okay. 393 02:04:21,520 --> 02:04:22,520 Great. Okay. 394 02:04:39,080 --> 02:04:44,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wish I could feel it 395 02:06:10,330 --> 02:06:11,330 There it is. 396 02:09:34,220 --> 02:09:35,220 Oh. 397 02:12:14,120 --> 02:12:15,280 Oh yeah. 398 02:12:15,700 --> 02:12:16,700 Holy. 399 02:12:17,800 --> 02:12:19,080 Holy. 400 02:13:35,080 --> 02:13:36,080 We'll come back to that. 401 02:14:00,040 --> 02:14:01,040 FUUUUU - 402 02:17:09,860 --> 02:17:10,860 You're the one. 403 02:17:11,379 --> 02:17:12,740 You have the perfect penis. 404 02:17:14,379 --> 02:17:16,240 You must go with me. What? 405 02:17:16,900 --> 02:17:18,879 I gotta go tell my dad about this. 406 02:17:19,240 --> 02:17:20,379 No, no, no. 407 02:17:20,840 --> 02:17:22,920 Where we're going, we don't have...